When GPS swears the alley is a highway

Planned the route like a pro - left-turn bias, elevator buildings first, ETAs sent - and the app still tried to send me through a locked courtyard mid-bridal photoshoot. What’s your funniest customer save when the plan blows up: extra sauces, pre-call for gate codes, or the “enjoy the scenic route” text?

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Got routed into a gated retirement community during bingo night; I texted, “taking the scenic shuffleboard route, ETA +3,” and showed up with extra ranch and a surprise cookie - customer laughed and five-starred it. Since then I pre-call five minutes out for gate codes and ask if there’s any sneaky courtyard or one-way the app lies.

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Mine tried to route me straight through a quinceañera photo circle; I pre-called, got a cousin to open the loading dock, and texted “scenic detour, +4” while tossing in extra green salsa and napkins. They met me curbside, laughed, and told me to avoid the goose patrol by the fountain next time.

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Quick fix that’s saved me: I share live location and text ‘service entrance?’ so they can drop a pin back… @lherna77 ever used that when the app swears a courtyard runway is a public road?

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