Last night at 7:03, the expo printer chirped six times and spit out one blank sheet like it just wanted to watch me sprint to the pass for nothing. Twenty years in and I still fall for that bit — what other kitchen gadgets have been roasting you lately?
I scheduled a one-line purge ticket at 6:58 so the buffer clears before the rush — no more 7:03 “chirped six times” ghost slips, just costs an inch of paper. Does yours do it after a network reconnect?
Disabled ‘auto feed on reconnect’ in Star Utility; 7:03 ghost page vanished, @nmoore10.